Corrupted (Pidgin) English Conversation That Will Make You Laugh Till You Forget Your Name

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Jan 11, 2020 3:34 PM

English: If Theo walk at night, Theo might get lost.

Pidgin: If Theo waka for night, THEOPHILUS.

English: It will take a while before Dan arrives.

Pidgin: Dangote

English: Jason started it..

Pidgin: Na JASON STATHAM

English : It's Ramsey that knows her.

Pidgin: Na Ramsey Noah

ENGLISH: Are u Videoing it.

PIGIN: U DAVIDO am.

ENGLISH: Olamide is Bad.

PIGIN: Olamide Baddoo.

ENGLISH: How did u know.

PIGIN: How u Tekno.

ENGLISH: He Might Know.

PIGIN: He Phyno.

ENGLISH: I thought he is a girl, but he is a boy.

PIGIN: I think say na Girl, Burna Boy.

ENGLISH: The Song Belongs to Sam.

PIGIN: Na SamSung.

ENGLISH: It's David that Baked it.

PIGIN: Na David Beckham.

ENGLISH: Selena will fart.

PIGIN: Selena Gomez.

ENGLISH: Their Belly.

PIGIN: Dembele.

ENGLISH: John is Weak.

PIGIN: John Wick.

ENGLISH: Roberto's Car got lost.

PIGIN: Roberto Carlos.

ENGLISH: He went to see Linda.

PIGIN: He go Cylinder.

ENGLISH: It wasn't Me, It was Ruth.

PIGIN: No be Me, Naruto.

ENGLISH: I don't Care.

PIGIN: I Nokia.

ENGLISH: How did u know that I told him to knock your Head??.

PIGIN: How u Tecno say Itel am make Im Nokia head? .

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